Winter Is Garbage. Here Are 50 Vegan Comfort Foods to Help You Survive It.
If you do like the winter, I can’t fix your bad opinion, but these foods will be just as nice regardless
I’ve been hearing a lot lately from people who “like” the winter and “look forward” to it because they think “snow is nice” and it’s good when the trees die. And because, presumably, they enjoy that magical sensation you only get in wintertime, when the sun is low in the sky and the frost is in the air and the tips of your fingers are so cold inside your gloves that they feel like they are burning and freezing all at once, and somehow the special combination of those things—just at the precise moment your Seasonal Affective Disorder ticks past “down in the dumps” and settles on “longing for oblivion”—creates this unique experience that could never happen in another more reasonable season like, say, summer, whereby your tears freeze on your face and you don’t even notice it because you can’t feel your fucking face anymore.
You know who else feels the way these people do about winter? Fucking polar bears. You know what else polar bears like? Murdering friendly seals and then sleeping naked in the snow. So I guess now we know a thing or two about their taste and judgement regarding what’s good and what isn’t. But whether…