Why Would I Have Children When I Have an Incorrigible Cat?
It’s basically the same thing. Right?
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5 min readDec 6, 2019
Conway Kitty puked on my brand new sheets this morning.
They’ve been on my bed less than three days. I’ve only slept in them twice. And that’s what hurts the most.
I finally upgraded from the thin, cheap big-box retailer sheets that remind me of…