Why Would I Have Children When I Have an Incorrigible Cat?

It’s basically the same thing. Right?

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Conway Kitty puked on my brand new sheets this morning.

They’ve been on my bed less than three days. I’ve only slept in them twice. And that’s what hurts the most.

I finally upgraded from the thin, cheap big-box retailer sheets that remind me of…