Which Vegan Halloween Candy Are You, According to Astrology?

Leos are just such Blow Pops…

Jennifer Abbots
Published in
4 min readOct 19, 2019

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Photo by Paige Cody on Unsplash

Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Period. Just ask all your favorite friends: the woo-woo witchy types, the former-teenage goths, the goofy kids-at-heart, the wannabe makeup influencers, and the decorative gourd fanatics.

While it’s cool to dive deep into the more mystical traditions, pondering the power of the harvest goddesses, and treading the liminal space between life and death, don’t forget the earthy glory that is HALLOWEEN CANDY. Matching your candy bowl (or giant storage bin) contents to your Sun Sign can help you deliciously embrace your truest self even when you decide to turn the lights out on Halloween and binge Twizzlers on the couch.

Aries = Atomic Fireballs

Photo: CandyNation

Atomic Fireballs rate a 3500 on the Scoville Scale aka as hot as jalapeños. And Aries are as full-flavor and full-throttle as their candy counterpart. The Cardinal Fire Sign couldn’t be anything other than a treat that is almost overwhelmingly hot hot hot.

Taurus = Charm’s Blow Pops

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Jennifer Abbots
Jennifer Abbots

Written by Jennifer Abbots

Jennifer is a freelance writing/p.r./marketing/social media pro and woo-woo enthusiast vegan who recently moved to New Mexico after 20+ years in Brooklyn.

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