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Vegan Problems, Illustrated by Vintage Paperbacks
Pulp fiction that probably only makes sense to vegans
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3 min readJun 9, 2020
Imagine an alternate universe where the pulp fiction of the ’50s and ’60s kept the gloriously melodramatic cover art but changed its narrative focus from sex-crazed dames and murder to the relatively minor but persistent daily struggles of the beautiful people we call vegans. Why? Literally no idea except that it just totally works somehow. Here are nine types of sultry page-turners we might expect in such a world.
The Revenge Fantasy
A sordid and satisfying tale of justified murder.
The Personal Tragedy
A heart-breaking but highly relatable story about a descent into the very depths.
The Erotic Novel
A breathy, sexy romp about the one subject that gets any red-blooded vegan going every single time.
