The Nerf Bengal Cat Rifle
Dangerously cute
The new Nerf Bengal Cat Rifle is perfect for when you want to claw your way out of whatever B.S. you’ve gotten into. Not only is it purrrrfect for everyday use but it comes with buttstuck-in-the-face comfort mode to easily rest by your side in bed without the hard recoil smell of the litter box sitting next to you.
The Nerf Bengal Cat Rifle will make sure it has total control at all times of the household domain keeping adults and children in line by attacking your feet for no apparent reason at all. Common issues to expect with ownership of the Nerf Bengal Rifle: Scratches, hissing, and the need to wake you up at 4 am because the food dish is half empty.
No Bengal cats were harmed during the creation of this ad!
And if you thought the Nerf Bengal Cat Rifle wasn’t enough, we offer the Snarl box Bengal noise suppressor! Great for sneaking up on your unsuspecting relaxed prey. Guaranteed blood draws as your prey hightails it to the bathroom medicine cabinet screaming.
Some assembly required for both products.
