The Most Pressing Questions You’ve Ever Had About Cats, Answered
Everything you need to know about cats, from cats
Hear ye, humans. Our mother recently hollered aloud, “Why are cats the way that they are?!” as she stepped in a hairball.
It inspired us. Yes, it made us believe it was time — past time, really — to bequeath unto you all our wisdom. Below you will find all the most frequently asked questions about cats, and there too you will find the answers to quench the curiosity in your soul.
Be warned, though. You can never truly know us. We are ephemeral, mystical, unique. You can feed us as many treats as you want (and we encourage this) but we will never give up all our secrets.
Here, in no particular order, are the questions that keep you up at night — and their answers.
Be warned, though. You can never truly know us. We are ephemeral, mystical, unique. You can feed us as many treats as you want (and we encourage this) but we will never give up all our secrets.
