My Vegan Family Needs You to Quit Hoarding All the Tofu
Thanks for eating plant-based, but save some for me!

I haven’t had tofu in 3 weeks. No tofu scram; no tofu teriyaki; no sandwiches filled with fried, nutritional-yeast-coated tofu slabs. My local grocery stores have plenty of toilet paper, but there’s not a tub of tofu in sight.