QUIZ: What Type of Vegan Protein Are You?

Take this quiz to find out what type of delicious vegan protein you are! (Then send it to everyone who asks where you get your protein!)

Holly Amos
Published in
4 min readSep 18, 2019

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Photo by Gesina Kunkel on Unsplash

Where would you feel most at home?
A: In a tree among my peers.
B: Somewhere dry. Very, very, dry. Though I occasionally love a good soak.
C: In a tangled mass in warm alkaline lakes in Africa and Central and South America.
D: Wherever I’m kneaded. I mean needed!

Pick a sweetener:
A: Maple syrup.
B: An old shaker of sprinkles my friend Bonnie gifted me at Burning Man in 2005. No — 2007!
C: Dried dates.
D: Agave.

What’s your go-to pillow?
A: A rock that’s been worn by time.
B: A meditation cushion.
C: A yoga block.
D: A tan body pillow I call my Night Baguette.

Pick a go-to vegan snack:
A: A pocketful of almonds.
B: A pocketful of roasted chickpeas.
C: A carefully wrapped spirulina energy ball.
D: A pocketful of semi-crushed Cheerios.

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Holly Amos

Holly Amos is a humor writer and poet in Chicago. More at @amoshmarie and hollyamos.net.