Oh Wow, We’re Having Broccoli Tonight

This is a red letter day!

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British playwright Dan Rebellato recently took to Twitter with an innocent question about broccoli. So far, he’s received hundreds of replies. See if this tweet inspires any feelings for you, Dear Reader.

If you’re anything like me, you might have quickly experienced three stages of reaction to this tweet:

1. Wait, there are people who DON’T like broccoli????????????????????????
2. This man is a troll and I’m mad about it! Broccoli is delicious and I will have none of these implications about it. We’re not talking about, like, liver here, buddy — HAVEN’T YOU EVER HAD A TRULY DELICIOUS BROCCOLI DISH???
3. Wait… has he really never had a truly delicious broccoli dish? What else has this guy missed out on in life?!? Salted watermelon? Buttered biscuits? The dulcet tones of pedal steel guitar?? Switching between a hot tub and a cold pool on a cool day??? Love itself????????

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