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Part two of If My Cat Was a Human I Would Have No Respect for Him
If My Cat Was Human He Would Be Banished from Society
No one would put up with this
We all know them or have met them. The people who are so damn rude that they seem to enter a room with a storm trailing behind them. People might fear them, but no one really likes or respects them.
In a hypothetical reality, we would live in a civilized society run by respectable world leaders who would banish these people from society.
Cashew, my sassy Siamese, would be cast off the island for sure. He’s among the rudest I’ve seen.
If you encounter a monster like him in the wild, make sure to express your discontent so they know their behavior will not be tolerated in our great nation.
Tortured, creative soul
While people bow down to his every meow, he is showered with adoration and lavish gifts. The townsmen and women present him with everything their shillings can buy, none of which is good enough for him.
No matter how many clever toys he’s given, he turns up his nose.
The only baubles that will entertain Sir Cashew are objects the servant has accidentally dropped. Scraps of…
