How to make a perfect veggie dog, dog!

Summer Anne Burton
Tenderly
4 min readJul 14, 2020

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Here at Tenderly HQ, temps are in the 105 degree range, so we’re busy perusing recipes that don’t require one to turn on an oven, like Alicia’s coconut tart — but we might give up and just rely on takeout and Bartenderly cocktails for the next couple weeks. If you have a favorite warm weather recipe to share with your fellow Tenderbabes, drop me an email (you can just reply to this) with the deets!

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GOOD VEGGIE DOGS

As a veggie dog connoisseur…

A plate piled with a hot dog, waffle fries, a seasoned corncob, and various vegan condiments.

I really love veggie dogs, so it pains me to admit that while now is certainly the season, the pandemic has made for a less than optimal hot dog experience. The best dawgs are generally eaten at a camping trip or a backyard cookout, poolside or at a baseball game, not inside your home on one of who knows what day or time it is anyway? But given what we’re working with, I’ve developed some techniques for a superior-tasting veggie dog made on the stovetop. I can’t give you camping, but I can give you this.

  1. I like to cook on a cast iron skillet, in a mix of equal parts olive oil and hoisin sauce. The hoisin sticks onto the exterior of the dawg to create a nice crispy, savory skin.
  2. Before I throw the dawgs in, I cook some slices of onion in the hot pan, and then add the dawgs once they’re softening up a bit. I keep the heat at medium-high and let them get some blackened spots. Yum. If you like a little heat, you can also add sliced fresh jalapeños here, or char them on a direct flame.
  3. I like to use a dill relish, but anything pickled you have on hand — like wasabi pickled green beans — can be a great fit.
  4. I top with ketchup and mustard, but being a fan of heat, I often use Whataburger Spicy Ketchup and Woeber’s Jalapeño Mustard instead of the regular variety.
  5. IMO the best bun is simply a thick cut piece of white bread, toasted, but pretzel buns are also delicious and usually easy to find vegan. My husband is fond of something he refers to as a “Texas tailpipe” which is a plain dawg with K+M, wrapped up in a fresh flour tortilla.

#TBTUESDAY

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Rows and rows of purplish cannabis plants an indoor farm.
Photo: Kyle Kushman

Cannabis farmers, like other farmers, need healthy soil to grow healthy plants. The fertilizer you use at home and fertilizers used in agriculture have something in common: they likely contain chemical-based growing additives like nitrogen, potassium and phosphorus, as well as other metals like zinc. If you buy organic fertilizer, it’ll be chemical-free, but it almost definitely contains bone or blood meal, which are both made from slaughterhouse waste and comprise a major revenue source for the beef, fish, and poultry industries.

So in the same way that a tomato might be grown with cow manure or fish meal-based fertilizer, cannabis is also grown with animal products.

— Jessica Misener, Is Your Weed Vegan?

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Summer Anne Burton
Tenderly

Editor-in-Chief and Founder of Tenderly. Former BuzzFeed exec. Moomin. Texan. Vegan for the animals. 💕