Every Type of Zoom Call Participant, Illustrated by Cats

Which one are you?

Jack Shepherd
Published in
4 min readMay 18, 2020

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The One Who’s Too Close to the Camera

Mr. Muffin genuinely believes you can only hear him if he puts his entire face into the camera when he speaks.

Photos: Libreshot; Pexels

The One Who Doesn’t Understand Lighting

No matter what time of day or night your meeting is, you can be certain that Cookie is going to be lit in a way that is appropriate for telling a ghost story but very little else.

The One Who Just Got Out of the Shower

Ossington says she was 10 minutes late to the meeting because of technical difficulties, which is true if you take “technical difficulties” to mean “waiting for the conditioner to sit for 3 minutes.”

Photos: vicran via Pixabay; Pexels

The One Who Refuses to Use Video but Has, Like, the World’s Most Glamorous Headshot

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Jack Shepherd
Jack Shepherd

Written by Jack Shepherd

I have a newsletter about crossword puzzles and a podcast about rom-coms. Formerly editorial director @BuzzFeed. Email: JackAShepherd at gmail

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