Cauliflower Steaks Are an Abomination

But there are plenty of perfectly nice things you can and should do with cauliflowers

Jack Shepherd
Published in
5 min readJul 26, 2019

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THIS IS NOT A KIND OF STEAK. Photo: bfohack2

I have been a vegan for more than 15 years and even I know that cauliflower steaks are a fucking scam. The act of putting two words together that don’t belong together does not make a cauliflower steak a meal any more than it makes a dumpster vacation a nice…

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Jack Shepherd
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I have a newsletter about crossword puzzles and a podcast about rom-coms. Formerly editorial director @BuzzFeed. Email: JackAShepherd at gmail