Cat-Sitting Pure Evil Is Not Much Fun

Kyrie Gray
Tenderly
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7 min readJun 19, 2019

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“Do you think you can watch my cat?” My friend had asked this the prior week, while giving me a hopeful look.

There are people who would find something suddenly necessary to do across the room at that moment. Or give a vague, “Can I get back to you?”

Not me. As a cat lady in training, I believed it was finally time to dip my toe into that feline ownership lifestyle. True, I wasn’t a stranger to cat care. We’d had them in my family when I was a child. But it’s a completely different relationship when you’re a kid with outdoor cats vs. an adult who is solely responsible for the well-being of an indoor one.

Rather like being a casual acquaintance, the outdoor cat would pop in the window to eat, catch up with us for a few minutes, and then leap back into the wilds of our yard, where one would almost always find a mouse.

Illustrations: Kyrie Gray

Indoor cats are strange, needy beings who seek validation in the form of attention and Instagram likes to make up for their lack of dead animal offerings.

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Kyrie Gray
Kyrie Gray

Written by Kyrie Gray

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