A Treaty My Dog Will Never Sign

We need to talk

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We need to talk.

You’ve encroached into my territory far too many times and stolen far too many blankets.

We need to adjudicate these matters now or new sleeping arrangements will need to be discussed.

I am hereby drawing a new line of demarcation that splits the bed evenly lengthwise. I will take the right…