27 Pictures That Prove All Greyhounds Are Aliens

They appear to have come in peace, at least

Jack Shepherd
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4 min readApr 1, 2020

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Photo: Artem Sapegin via Unsplash

Greyhounds are not from this planet. You can tell this is the case because they look like aliens, they are quite clearly come from space, and they change the subject any time you bring it up. All of this is, it goes without saying, highly suspicious.

Here are some indisputable pieces of evidence to back up this claim:

1. They can often be found suspiciously biding their time

… as if waiting for a signal.

2. They are incapable of regret

Just as you would expect from an invading extraterrestrial species.

3. They find you to be very odd and…

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Jack Shepherd
Jack Shepherd

Written by Jack Shepherd

I have a newsletter about crossword puzzles and a podcast about rom-coms. Formerly editorial director @BuzzFeed. Email: JackAShepherd at gmail

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