24 Reasons Why You Should Never, EVER Adopt a Pit Bull

If this doesn’t persuade you, nothing will

Jack Shepherd
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3 min readMar 13, 2020

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1. They’re too scary.

Just look at those cold, dead eyes (and try not to think too hard about how perfectly they match that cute dress).

2. They’re always trying to get up in your business.

No, sir, I do NOT have any treats, and that cynical, hardened expression is certainly not going to persuade me to get you some.

3. They will stop at nothing to entice you to snuggle with them.

It’s highly unprofessional.

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Jack Shepherd
Jack Shepherd

Written by Jack Shepherd

I have a newsletter about crossword puzzles and a podcast about rom-coms. Formerly editorial director @BuzzFeed. Email: JackAShepherd at gmail

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