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24 Reasons Why You Should Never, EVER Adopt a Pit Bull
If this doesn’t persuade you, nothing will
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3 min readMar 13, 2020
1. They’re too scary.
Just look at those cold, dead eyes (and try not to think too hard about how perfectly they match that cute dress).
2. They’re always trying to get up in your business.
No, sir, I do NOT have any treats, and that cynical, hardened expression is certainly not going to persuade me to get you some.
3. They will stop at nothing to entice you to snuggle with them.
It’s highly unprofessional.
4. They will kiss your baby.
It gives me no pleasure to say this, but these monsters kiss more babies than a politician.
5. And they will make you kiss them.
God knows you won’t want to, but you will feel like you don’t have a choice.
